I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
i believe in hate at first sight
Stupid idiot baby
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
Reblog if you are in at least one of those fandoms…
If you didn’t reblog this you don’t belong here. Unless your a porn blog. You can still say.
These are gold.
Thank you for this english teacher
How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"
Yep, no downside.
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
WOMB THERE IT IS!
'They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch’
1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe