y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all.
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.
I shit you not.
yeah, I’ve been told on multiple occasions during casual conversations that I’m not pretty/skinny enough to be raped, so that’s a thing
this disgusts the core of my being.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
Meet Sana, Mana, and Loi, three kittens my family rescued two months ago. They were found abandoned at two or three weeks old. They were bottle-fed and lovingly raised, and today they are playful, healthy three month old kittens. And they are in need of urgent adoption.
Including these kittens we have five cats and an injured dove. We live in a relatively small home for our family (and pet family) size, and the enclosed quarters combined with the number of animals has caused a dramatic increase in allergies. My father, mother, and brother have all developed severe allergies and asthma. They have had multiple asthma attacks over the past month and a half. My mother has now developed a chronic cough. One of our cats has also developed sudden symptoms of asthma. Our only solution at this point is to cut down on the number of animals in our home. These kittens are at the perfect age for adoption. They are happy, easy to care for, and lively.
But of course, there’s a hurdle. We live in a small, rural town in Saudi Arabia. There are no veterinarians here, let alone shelters or rescues that would facilitate adoption or rehoming. Our cats see vets in Riyadh, the capital of Saudi Arabia, a four hour drive from my home. Riyadh has rescue centers and shelters, but every last one is filled to the brim. One rescue has a capacity of twenty cats and has been carrying the same twenty cats for months. Another has expanded to the owners’ homes, and holds fifty cats. It seems there is no demand for adoptable cats in Saudi Arabia. Pure breed kittens and cats are often purchased directly from breeders – many of these cats end up on the street after they grow out of their kitten phase. These moggies barely have a chance, but I have contacted every rescue I can and asked them to put out word for me.
I am also asking for help here. Less then 1% of Tumblr users are from Saudi Arabia. Fewer from the area I need adopters in: Riyadh/Al-Qassim/Jeddah. And even fewer will be willing to adopt. But I have to try. Our health issues are growing worse every day. If they cannot be adopted, there are only two options: put them out on the street, or euthanasia. They would not survive the streets – our high temperature today was 113°F (45°C) – and beyond that we all believe that it would be inhumane to turn out three kittens. I am also unwilling to consider euthanasia at this point. It seems unnecessarily cruel to end these three happy, healthy lives. Please help me by reblogging this, spreading the word on social media, and talking to your friends. Any way to reach potential adopters in Saudi Arabia.
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
he was a skater cat
she said “see you later cat”
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Why is this so funny
"your laughter, once again i hear my nicky, your dear father,"
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon